Monday, May 9, 2016

handle the testes without provocation, sir.

hi. this is doctor bruhaha budweiser. if this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911, when you will be sighed at and told without words that you are not prioritized by whom you are speaking. otherwise, leave a detailed message i'll rapidly analyze and use as clinical evidence for reasoning your psychiatric diagnosis. i'll get back to you within forty-eight hours, unless i'm indulging in my sense of self importance cultivated by my career and education, and these two factors alone.
please entertain me by trying to figure out which number to press after your message. as you must know by now, i don't respect you. nobody seems to. we all think you're a gag.